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Joeisme's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 244 (From
32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,110 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points Rescue NeNe.
25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points Beat the game!
25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
Unlocked 4/3/09
5 Points Find 6 bottles.
5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
Unlocked 4/3/09
5 Points View the high scores.
5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 3/24/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Armored Ashura
Henshin
Unlocked 9/10/09
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Coming Home
25 Points
End the game.
Greedy Ashura
50 Points
Score more than 200K
Ashura Master
100 Points
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Barbarian Bob [Remake]
Barbaric
25 Points
Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed
25 Points
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Carbon Copy
Unlocked 4/29/09
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Rags to Riches
Unlocked 4/29/09
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes
50 Points
Find all secret items.
Barbarian King
100 Points
Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder
100 Points
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/500 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
BULLET SPENDER
Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!
Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET
Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points Spend £10,000.
5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM!
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH!
Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points Go into RAGE.
10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM!
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH!
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY
Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points Get all trophies!
50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 9/16 (175/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points Win without losing a life.
25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
Unlocked 9/10/09
50 Points Escape the cave.
50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/315 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points You Win.
25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (210/485 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (75/415 points)